I’ve had no caffeine or nicotine since Friday. I feel like my head is going to explode. 　

cygnoph0bia asked: COuld you submit me a picture please?

Sure!

私はおならをする必要があります

la-fraude-belle:

things that need to stop

- yolo. or even making fun of yolo. just stop encouraging it please.

-those poorly drawn donald duck cartoons that are not remotely funny

that’s it. carry on.

My check engine light has been on for the last 6 months, and I have not worried about it for a second. Today, it suddenly turned off. Now I am scared.

I would have a much easier time not judging you if you would just stop b　eing a terrible person.

I was having a rough week the last few days. I was feeling depressed. You know…clinically, not figuratively. I can feel when it comes on because it is physical, not just mental. It is so much more than feeling down or in a “bad mood”. It is a feeling of pressure on my skull, and just a compete loss of interest in anything. 

But thankfully, I am feeling a ton better today, and I think I am over it. I was worried I would need to see my doctor about it, but keeping my fingers crossed, 　I am in the clear. For now.

She is focused on the last time we had sex, while I am focused on next time we’ll have sex.

Anonymous asked: I'd like to submit a photo of my butt , can I ?

Yes please.

I think the time and effort that went into our moustache’s is very telling about our personalities.

Hers was artfully crafted, with disturbingly realistic hair.

Mine was made by slapping myself in the face with a magic marker. 　

As of yesterday, Sassafras and I have been together for 11 years. Pure bliss.

PS We’re getting married.

I burnt my thighs on a hot waffle.　

I saw The Avengers yesterday, and was quite pleased with it. I went into it with low expectations because I figured it would be poorly done despite all the great people involved. It turned out to be very entertaining and I was not dissapointed. 

I also saw The Cabin in the Woods today. I had high expectations because I had heard so many positive things about it. I was…shocked at how good it was. It has plenty of plots twists, some you see coming, some you won’t. But it isn’t a great movie because it has “gotcha moments”. It is great because it is just pure entertainment. 

Bonus: They both star Chris Hemsworth. 　

The scariest part about becoming a fan of something is when you discover who the rest of the fanbase is.