December 2009
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Jell-O + Monkeys
I could watch monkeys eat Jell-O all damn day. Cute little furry bastards.
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Some Kid
While out to lunch today, a family with three chilfren came into the restaruant. Two girls and a boy, looked like they ranged from 5-8 years old. The oldest girl said something mean and pinched the boy, who appeared to be the middle child. He made a high-pitched squeal then started crying and said “That hurt”. Then she continued to pinch him and tease him. He kept on squirming and...
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Merry Christmas, Assholes
[caption id=”attachment_1378” align=”alignnone” width=”400” caption=”The coolest motherfuckin’ Santa ever.”][/caption] I’m crabby today. I didn’t get enough sleep last night. I woke up late. I had to spend time with my family. The roads are all icy and terrible so I couldn’t go anywhere I wanted to today. Now I am stuck home...
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Touchdown Tuesdays?
You may have noticed that I stopped doing Touchdown Tuesdays about 3 weeks or so ago. I have some legitimate excuses- week 12 I went to a Vikings game and wasn’t able to watch any other football that week. And then the last weeks have been hellishly busy as the end of the semester loomed. But part of the reason is also that I am an incredibly lazy person, and it was hard to muster up the...
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Chris Henry Goes On Permanent IR List
Chris Henry died after getting his shit busted open on a road about a half mile from his house. A lot of people want to criticize Henry for his lifestyle and his death. I’ve heard people say that this wasn’t too surprising, considering the amount of legal trouble Henry has had in the past. That makes sense. Thats why the only people to ever get in accidents are criminal assholes. Then...
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Get Off My Lawn
I like Samuel L. Jackson. And I enjoyed Black Snack Moan. I’m not sure where the hell I got this from, but I found it saved in a random plac on my computer. So here you go.
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OH NO
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Fucking Weasels
Fucking weasels. You’re sitting out there on a camping trip, trying to become one with nature, soaking your naked body in a slow-moving river. Then, suddenly, a pack of vicious weasels swim up to you and start ripping at your flesh. Then you get all pissed off because those little assholes have needle sharp teeth, so you grab one of them by the tail and use it as a club to beat the other...
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Stylin Looking Sexy As Fuck!
[caption id=”attachment_1355” align=”alignnone” width=”510” caption=”stylin looking sexy as fuck!”][/caption] Words fail me. http://twitpic.com/scm4k
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I Heart Quotes: Wrong Key Edition
“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!’ “ — Anaïs Nin
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He Is The Next Bea Arthur. Only More Feminine.
I was at my father’s house last Wednesday, spending time with my family since I wasn’t going to see them on Thanksgiving. I had a pretty good time. We mostly sat around talking, since I haven’t seen them in 2 months. My Father told me how he accidently flipped his wheelchair trying to drive up the ramp into the van the day before. Luckily he wasn’t hurt or anything, but...