February 2009
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"Card"-iac Arrest
I genuinely hope that the Arizona Cardinals can defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl today. I don’t really have anything against the Steelers; they’re OK. And I am not exactly a Cardinals fan, although I have always had a soft spot for them (which is easier to admit now that they have finally made it to a Super Bowl). But I want the Cards to win for two reasons: 1. I...
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Idiot Editorial
I read an article recently that was simply atrocious. It so completely riddled with scientific misconceptions and inaccuracies that I almost think that the writer is deliberately trying to troll every intelligent person who reads it. I simply find it amazing that someone can write a scientific editorial for a major publication and have it be so incredibly inaccurate about the basics of...
January 2009
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Blueberry
This video is honestly one of the funniest things I have seen on the Internet. Sure, it doesn’t have that lowbrow gut-busting hilarity of seeing a man getting hit in the nuts with a ball, but it is better written and acted than most other scripted Internet videos. [vodpod id=ExternalVideo.774675&w=425&h=350&fv=] I am seriously considering doing a shot-by-shot remake...
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Catch Of The Day
The Surfrider Foundation and Saatchi & Saatchi LAhave an interesting new ad campaign to illustrate just how bad oceanic pollution has become. From the Provisions Library blog: “In their continuing efforts to battle the ever growing mounds of garbagepolluting our oceans and coastlines, Surfrider Foundationjoined forces with Saatchi & Saatchi LAto sponsor the aptly titled...
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We Keep Each Other Entertained
Sassafras: What time is it? Me: Aunt Jemima’s vagina. Sassafras: Um…that’s not a real time. Me: Sure it is. You’ve never heard of it? It’s also known as gross o’clock.
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Sassafras: [after somehow managing to imbibe 32 oz. of soda in a single afternoon] I have to go potty! Me: Ok. Sassafras: Number one! Me: Yea, uh, thanks for the head’s up. Sassafras: No, I meant number one as in the...
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Atheist Hell
I am not looking forward to this…
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Pop Music
And all this time I’ve been thinking that I hate contemporary pop music because I am turning into a cranky old man.
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The End Of An Error
Unless you are a complete moron, you know that today, Barack Obama was inaugurated as the President of the United States of America. [caption id=”” align=”aligncenter” width=”500” caption=”A satellite photo taken during the inauguration.”][/caption] Unfortunately for me, I had to work during the entire event. So I had to come home and watch Obama...
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Those Technically Aren't Even Carrot Sticks.
This commercial really pisses me off. Now normally, I find AT&T’s ‘Alter Ego’ commercials entertaining (as far as commercials go). But this one just does not make any goodamn sense, and it irritates the hell out of me. Here’s why: • Snowman cannot own phones! It’s absurd! Where would he keep it? He doesn’t have pockets. And if he did own a cell phone, how would he answer it? HE HAS...
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Sometimes Two Fisting Just Doesn’t Cut It.
Please buy this sweatshirt. Your liver will thank you.
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Attack Cat
Apparently, this little fella finds other cats so repugnant that he will even attack the image of another cat. I wonder what would happen if this cat was ever confronted with a mirror?
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Equilibrium
I had a pretty good weekend. I had the opportunity to go to Minneapolis to see the Vikings play the Eagles in the NFC Wild Card Round. Lucky for me, Vikings fans are a bunch of no good dipshits, so there were plenty of tickets available on the cheap. In fact, the game was at risk of a blackout in Minnesota. Now, I am by no means a Vikings or Eagles fan. In fact, I have a strong dislike for both...